Halloween Blog

One night a girl in her teens, is babysitting for a family in Newport Beach, Ca. The parents are going out for a late dinner. The father tells the babysitter that once the children are in bed she should go into this room and watch TV there.
The parents take off and when she gets the kids into bed she can go to a room to watch TV. She tries watching TV, but she is disturbed by a clown statue in the corner of the room. She tries to ignore it for as long as possible, but it starts freaking her out so much that she can't handle it.
She ends up calling the father and says, "Hey, the kids are in bed, but is it okay if I switch rooms? This clown statue is really creeping me out."
The father says seriously, "Get the kids go next door and call 911."
She asks, "What's going on?"
He responds, "Just go next door and once you call the police, call me back."
She gets the kids, goes next door, and calls the police. When the police are on the way, she calls the father back and asks, "So, really, what's going on?"
He responds, "We don't HAVE a clown statue." Then he explains that the children have been complaining about a clown watching them while they sleep. He and his wife had just blown it off, assuming that they were having nightmares.
The police arrive and catch the "clown," who turns out to be a midget, living in their house.

 TRUE STORY.